3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

Jokes Funny

What is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?


Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both are pregnant


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Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . . . 


. . . . . . . . . but maths atleast has some logic !!


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Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?


Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

10 things no tel lto your girl friend

1. Come on, who's gonna find out?
2. I promise you wont choke.
3. Can I get you in the pooper?
4. Trust me, I'm a professional.
5. Well, your sister likes it like that.
6. Wow look at the ass on her!
7. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
8. I gotta poop.
9. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
10. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Valentine Messages Love Messages

मेरे कुछ जज़्बात है कहीं खोए हुए से,

कैसे कहूँ तुमसे वो जैसे है शरमाये हुए से,

पर दिन आज है मोहब्बत का,अब ना चुप रहूं,

ये तेरा ही प्यार है,जैसे हर बाग चमन खिले हुए से !!

Be My Valentine!!!

**************Happy Valentines Day***************

Adult Jokes - Hot Jokes in Hindi

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet lekar khadi thi.


Bhikhari- kuch de do.
Ladki- Abhi kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari- ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki- kal aana, sos bhi laga ke dungi.

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Ek aadmi kabar ke uper baitha tha.

Ek Ladki udhar se nikal rahi thi.


Ladki:- Tum ko dar nahi lagta hai?


Aadmi:- Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi, is liye thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

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Sexy Miss ne class main baccho se pucha:- Mere marne ke baad meri Kabar per kya likha hoga?


Last seat per baitha baccha bola:- Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..

Funny Jokes - Good Jokes

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to uski maa ne jor se thappad mara.
Poocho kiyun?
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Kyuki Usne Maa se poocha tha: Kitne Aadmi the?

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Ek bar Santa Ek naale Mein Gir gaya.
Tabi ek ladki ne chedte hue kaha-SURFEXCEL hai na, DAG ACCHE HAIN.


Santa: DAAG itne hi acche hain to WHISPER kyu lagati ho.

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Ek Jinn(Jinny) sharaab peene insaan ke roop mein aaya, 10 glass pee gaya


Bar keeper:- Tumhe charhti nahi hai kya?


Jinn: Mein jinn hoon.


Bar keeper: charh gyee hai sale. Ab Ghar Jaa.

Adult Jokes | Bold Hindi Jokes

Doctor mareez ki ga*nd main ungli kar ke baitha tha.
Ek ne poocha Doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?


Doctor: - Mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon.


Ek ne phir poocha kaise?


Doctor:- yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga.

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Ek Aurat dosri se:- Jab Tumhara Talaaq huaa to Tumhara Ek Baccha tha, aur ab 4 hain. Kaise?


Dosri aurat sharma ke boli:- Vo kabhi-kabhi Maafi maangney aa jatey hain!

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.


When her all friends asked her the reason of her tiredness?


She replied: - When this 70 year old man told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was “MONEY”.