Amitabh : Mausi, ladka Software Company main kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram.. Kaam karta hai software co. main...??
Amitabh : Aajkal to salary bhi mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary nahi milti thi..
Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota haimausi.....
Mausi : Hai hai ...To kya apraisal bhi nahi hoti uska..
Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..
Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mille to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..
Amitabh : Ab engineers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladka engineer hai..
Mausi : Kaunse college se kiya..
Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!
Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar lepar Software engineer se katai nahin karegi.....
Monday, February 26, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Friendship SMS -6
[ 121. ]
Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky,
strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum
[ 122. ]
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement
is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
[ 123. ]
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my
heart!
[ 124. ]
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
[ 125. ]
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if
He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
[ 126. ]
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
[ 127. ]
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
[ 128. ]
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
[ 129. ]
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
[ 130. ]
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart
i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
[ 131. ]
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned
in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
[ 132. ]
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best
to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
[ 133. ]
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I
looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
[ 134. ]
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being
accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing,
talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And
I hope you have the best
[ 135. ]
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship
immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship SMS -5
[ 97. ]
Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when
its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than
my share!
[ 98. ]
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
[ 99. ]
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold
oN!!!
[ 100. ]
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere
to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is
u.
[ 101. ]
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the
"BEST"!!!!!!!!!
[ 102. ]
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect
friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
[ 103. ]
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder
why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found
you.
[ 104. ]
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few
(R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
[ 105. ]
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
[ 106. ]
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given
by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...
[ 107. ]
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears
r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
[ 108. ]
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious,
B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
[ 109. ]
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is nothing bitween
Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb
[ 110. ]
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day
long....
[ 111. ]
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you
must remember, you are the one for me!!!
[ 112. ]
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control.
[ 113. ]
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll
always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
[ 114. ]
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
[ 115. ]
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An
UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
[ 116. ]
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!
[ 117. ]
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT
waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe....
[ 118. ]
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
[ 119. ]
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can
show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!
[ 120. ]
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes &
snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Friendship SMS -4
[ 73. ]
Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach
u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...
[ 74. ]
If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry,
If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave
me, i 'll die...
[ 75. ]
Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address
n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!
[ 76. ]
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east
and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember
ur friends..
[ 77. ]
A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ...................
90% Smart & GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice
day n Keep smiling!!!
[ 78. ]
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference
touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...'
1 more time.!
[ 79. ]
Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories
Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND
[ 80. ]
Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont
4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care..
[ 81. ]
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
[ 82. ]
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but
is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
[ 83. ]
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...
[ 84. ]
Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have...
when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit
it in my a/c
[ 85. ]
A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or
a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...
[ 86. ]
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as
much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
[ 87. ]
Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's
love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
[ 88. ]
sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves
with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!
[ 89. ]
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place
[ 90. ]
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a
paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!
[ 91. ]
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks
make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!
[ 92. ]
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish
2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this
SMS"!
[ 93. ]
Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never...
smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!
[ 94. ]
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make
a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!
[ 95. ]
Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY
HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!
[ 96. ]
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad
W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!
Friendship SMS -3
[ 49. ]
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
[ 50. ]
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends
listen to what you don't say...
[ 51. ]
plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What
ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a
friend like you!
[ 52. ]
Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good
friend is heart of life
[ 53. ]
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in
the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till
the day I die. We will be friends.
[ 54. ]
I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest,
but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b
there for u.
[ 55. ]
Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others
tell after you die
[ 56. ]
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of
PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!
[ 57. ]
F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..
[ 58. ]
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth.
Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
[ 59. ]
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive
friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things
[ 60. ]
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and
never say good bye.
[ 61. ]
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I
am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend
the rest keeping you.
[ 62. ]
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly
planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God
[ 63. ]
A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to
go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!
[ 64. ]
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection
and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!
[ 65. ]
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer..
cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
[ 66. ]
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help
u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
[ 67. ]
Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
[ 68. ]
Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable
by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
[ 69. ]
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs
but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that
u remember me.!
[ 70. ]
There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each
st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!
[ 71. ]
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its
warmth ... will bring it to us
[ 72. ]
1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate
U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!
Friendship SMS -2
[ 25. ]
If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music,
If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need
the world!
[ 33. ]
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but
I'm willing to cry with you
[ 41. ]
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music,
If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need
the world!
[ 26. ]
MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far,
My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!
[ 27. ]
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall
ill:)
[ 28. ]
When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me
coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!
[ 29. ]
I can t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to
b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like
U.
[ 30. ]
Feeling is a painting,never spoil it.Face is a book, try to read it.Love is
precious,never lose it And frndship is a mirror, never break it..
[ 31. ]
I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u,when u feel the
wind blowing against ur face thats me saying take care of urself..
[ 32. ]
Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself, because I like you,
you're my friend!!!
[ 33. ]
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but
I'm willing to cry with you
[ 34. ]
I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have
the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem. a friend like you.
[ 35. ]
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT
FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER.......
[ 36. ]
i could send a million heart warming notes of friendshipbut sometimes they are
too long when all i need to say is simple THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
[ 37. ]
Life is a garden,good friends are the flowers and the time spent togeather are
life`s happiest hours
[ 38. ]
Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation
if i am correct in maths ;)
[ 39. ]
One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here,
friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.
[ 40. ]
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,
U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is
U my dear friend....
[ 41. ]
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
[ 42. ]
Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever,
and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.
[ 43. ]
There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one
is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever
do
[ 44. ]
A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!
[ 45. ]
The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness
&hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..
[ 46. ]
Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never
fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver
ends , Like Ours!
[ 47. ]
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a
little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little
Less "I"!
[ 48. ]
With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells..
60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!
Friendship SMS -1
[ 1. ]
some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend..
some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend..
[ 2. ]
heart is like a crystal preserve it.love is like perfume spread it,feeling is
like flood flow it.friendship is like an umbrella,come let's share it.
[ 3. ]
i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was
also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever
[ 4. ]
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
[ 5. ]
I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let
me be your friend as long as I live.
[ 6. ]
Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory.
But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.
[ 7. ]
Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered
because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember.
Take care.
[ 8. ]
don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.
[ 9. ]
A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like
air ,sometimes silent but always around you.
[ 10. ]
Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu
r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.
[ 11. ]
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start
on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
[ 12. ]
I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS
WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE.......
[ 13. ]
Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around?
The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you
are!
[ 14. ]
What is real but invisible? Ur love? What is true but unfair? Ur away from me?
What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile? What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship?
[ 15. ]
If I cud give u a gift? I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c u,
so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!
[ 16. ]
Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent
LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...
[ 17. ]
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with
good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and
nourish it.
[ 18. ]
Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine,
but there is one thing that is pure & divine? ur friendship & lucky
to be mine?
[ 19. ]
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
[ 20. ]
Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is
missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline
[ 21. ]
you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d'best,you know why?in ur own
simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became
=f=r=n=d=s=
[ 22. ]
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.
Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
[ 23. ]
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine,
6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!
[ 24. ]
FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean",
high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother",
cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!
Latest Added SMS
[ 1. ]
uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia
[ 2. ]
Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.
[ 3. ]
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR
[ 4. ]
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dakh kia rahe ho
chavaniyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)
[ 5. ]
congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"
[ 6. ]
haqeeqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..
[ 7. ]
Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free
[ 8. ]
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
[ 9. ]
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
[ 10. ]
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....
[ 11. ]
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...
[ 12. ]
Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!
[ 13. ]
Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do
[ 14. ]
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
[ 15. ]
Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen
[ 16. ]
sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)
[ 17. ]
MEK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.
[ 18. ]
SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydy
[ 19. ]
eri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.
[ 20. ]
Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye
uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia
[ 2. ]
Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.
[ 3. ]
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR
[ 4. ]
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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dakh kia rahe ho
chavaniyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)
[ 5. ]
congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"
[ 6. ]
haqeeqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..
[ 7. ]
Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free
[ 8. ]
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
[ 9. ]
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
[ 10. ]
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....
[ 11. ]
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...
[ 12. ]
Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!
[ 13. ]
Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do
[ 14. ]
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
[ 15. ]
Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen
[ 16. ]
sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)
[ 17. ]
MEK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.
[ 18. ]
SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydy
[ 19. ]
eri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.
[ 20. ]
Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Kalyug ki Kavita
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha.
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha.
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha
Thursday, February 01, 2007
ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Schedule, West Indies
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Australia
Sri Lanka
New Zealand
West Indies
South Africa
India
England 
Pakistan
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angladesh
Kenya
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